people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people
parents: you need to exercise more
parents: YOU'RE GOING OUT FOR A WALK??? YOU?????
parents: HAHAHA WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU???
parents: why are you getting angry
HOLY SHIT HOW IS IT THAT THERE’S NOT SOME LIKE
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OKAY SIT BACK KIDS LET’S TALK ABOUT THESE REAL LIVE FUCKING DRAGONS
THEY ARE LITERALLY CALLED FLYING DRAGONS, THAT IS THEIR NAME. OR, IF YOU’RE MORE SCIENCEY, YOU MAY ALSO CALL THEM [DRACO VOLANS], WHICH, BTW, LITERALLY IS JUST ANOTHER WAY OF SAYING FLYING DRAGONS BECAUSE EVEN SCIENCE KNOWS WHEN TO STEP ASIDE AT LET MYTHOLOGY TAKE OVER.
SEE THAT SPINE THING THAT ITS WINGSAILS GROW OUT OF?
THAT IS A FUCKING RIB
LOOK AT THIS SKELETON
LOOK AT HOW COOL THAT IS
THEY LIVE IN THE PHILIPPINES AND CAN GET AS BIG AS A FOOT LONG AND BASICALLY
BASICALLY DRAGONS ARE REAL
LET’S HAVE A FUCKING PARTY
Meet the World’s Smallest Rabbit.
Columbia Basin Pygmy Rabbits are the world’s smallest and among the rarest.
OMG WHAT DID I DO!?
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Frozen + I bet you thought that was gonna be about a boy.
plot twist: your teacher accidentally calls you mom
I cant stop reblogging this
feelin good about yourself but suddenly you look at someone and then you look at yourself again and boom